Article on: Silencing the VIN Plate / Defroster Panel rattle
OK
guys and gals, time to finally make that damn noise in the front of your dash be
quiet. I developed this rattle from the area just below the windshield where all
those trim pieces come together. Many have thought it was their VIN plate
rattling, but it is actually the plastic clips that are rattling. Here is how to
remove and silence that rattle.
First, we're talking about this piece right here:

On the
defroster trim panel, passenger side, right in front of the airbag, look for the
first defrsoter slit in the panel and press on it next to the windshield. You
will see the corner of the panel stick up a little bit. You can then stick a
screwdriver under it and start to pry it up:

Once you pry
the end up, slip a finger under it and lift it up. The first clip will release.
Then just basically slide your hand to the left to continue releasing each of
the (6) clips holding it on. The last clip on the driver's side will tend to
bind, but just go ahead and pull it up as straight as you can and it will
release:

now that the
entire defroster trim panel is off, you can see what was making all that noise
in there! G'head, shake it like a turkey neck. clackaclackarattleclacka! Just
remember, shake it more than three times and you're playing with it:
A closer look at the white clips reveal that they do a good job of holding the
thing in place, but are horribly loose and bound to rattle:

you need to
carefully remove each white plastic clip. A tiny screwdriver might help you pry
them off. They are fairly robust but do be careful:

To actually
silence them, you need to apply something that will keep them from moving and
clacking. You could use some heavy grease, a big fat booger, or preferably some
silicone sealant. The stuff i used is cheap and sets up soft and gooey so it
won't prevent future removal. just glop a little dab on each tab. About a "drop"
worth. Smear it a little bit to make sure it's on there good:

Reinstall each
plastic clip over the goo that you used. Once it's on, you'll see that the clip
makes good contact with the goop and if you shake it, it won't rattle, not even
if you beg it to:

Reinstall the
trim panel on the dash. Be very careful not to get your goop on the exterior
of the trim pieces, since it will be messy and potentially difficult to clean
up. You might also consider putting a small thin block of foam at each end
of the panel. I even went so far as to run a thin bead of silicone along the
rearward edge where the trim panel will meet the rest of the dash:

Just push all the clips firmly back into place, put away your tools, wash your hands, and go for a drive. You should now hear no more rattle coming from that spot but it will probably make you acutely aware of another rattle somewhere!
(The ISDC
cannot be held responsible for any modifications that adversely effect the
warranty of your car.)